Friday, July 15, 2011

Now someone has to do this for real

Reports The Washington Fancy (your leading misleading source for politics):

NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.

“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

Seriously! Someone has to do this for real-- preferably someone with like, a cartoonishly huge penis; the bigger, the better. We need to troll the TSA, and frankly the rest of the government, a little more-- not only because it's the right thing to do, but because it's really, really funny.


Wes Messamore,
Editor in Chief, THL
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