The Humble Libertarian

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

"Defense" Department Shows Off New Crowd Control Device

Fox News gleefully reports on the U.S. military's new toy: a $10 Million heat ray using millimeter rays that instantly heats up your body to 130 degrees. The government says not to worry, there have only been a couple of cases of 2nd degree burns, but they've worked out the kinks for us--How nice of them.