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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

"Karl Marx Never Bathed" - My New Libertarian Book Out This Week


My new book about the seriously cancerous life and personality of Karl Marx is out this week.

Get "Karl Marx Never Bathed" here.

Or enjoy this excerpt:


Introduction - The Setting For This Book

A zombie is haunting the world — the zombie of communism. All the powers of good old fashioned Reason and basic Science have entered into a holy alliance to finally put this zombie back in the grave where it belongs.

But we just can’t seem to get through to the brainless, undead monster that refuses to die, despite the wreckage of a century with half the world living under the nightmare of mass murder, police state repression, forced labor camps, and millions upon millions of starving people, dead because of the fatal conceit of violent bureaucrats who couldn’t manage their way out of a paper bag much less the complexity of industries like farming and manufacturing that require specialized knowledge and you know, price signals to help them allocate resources effectively.

Are you still with me?

Hey! Who are you going to listen to? The actual farmer who knows how to farm, or the guy with a uniform and a rifle telling you Khrushchev says we’re planting corn this year? Yeah I’m going to listen to the rifle guy too. And that’s why we’re all going to starve if this madness is allowed into the West.

Why This Book Now?

The nightmare of 20th century communism didn’t start in the 20th century with political revolutions.

It started in the 19th century with a snotty, privileged, educated, upper-middle class intellectual kid, who despite all his advantages in life, turned out very rotten.

Karl Marx, the bitter, disenchanted, life-hating sourpuss of the human spirit, a truly malformed mind and a nasty human being. I mean nasty literally, as you will see in the following essays. He was literally, physically disgusting.

The man wanted to restructure the entire economic order of the world, but he couldn’t even take care of his own body. He barely ever even took a bath.

Karl Marx was the original SJW (Social Justice Warrior) in just about every sense of the word.

Today universities abound with these SJWs, despicably arrogant know-nothings with a proud and stubborn detachment from the lessons of history, an unwillingness to investigate beyond the hollow ringing of their shouted political slogans, bitter and raging, boiling over with seething contempt, while cradled in the 21st century, first world paradise: the safest, cleanest, healthiest, most comfortable, and most fun conditions any human being has ever enjoyed.

And these self-described “Social Justice Warriors” are screaming for the destruction of everything that made it possible. And anticipating with fevered passion the return and enshrinement of their most despicable god, the idol of socialism, the cold, red god with indifferent staring eyes who grinds human bodies and souls in its cold teeth by the millions.

And they shout down every opposition to their views. So thin-skinned are they, so tightly closed are their minds, so viciously dogmatic are they, that they cannot even bear to hear anything that might suggest they should reexamine their beliefs, these kids. These youths who have never worked a day in their lives, who have not yet had any responsibility, who have so far produced nothing of value to the world, who have only consumed their fat share of modern capitalism’s many blessings and squawked their rude complaints, these crybabies.

They are so sensitive, they whither into an inarticulate rage at the slightest challenge to their jealously guarded religion of death. One can only imagine how seething their hatred would be for anyone who dared to notice and criticize a personal flaw in one of them. Undoubtedly many of these angry kids who, like Karl Marx, would change the entire global economic system if they could get their soft, fumbling hands on it, probably cannot even keep their own bedroom clean, or the skin behind their ears.

They are so childish. But not childish and jovial, brimming with wonder and positivity as actual children are. Nor are they childish and sad when something doesn’t go their way, but quick to forgive and forget, holding no grudges, instantly happy again at some new wonder that has caught their attention and laughing through their tears already.

No these “Social Justice Warriors” are childishly stubborn, childishly unreasonable, childishly short-sighted, childishly naive, childishly inconsiderate, childishly incapable of sympathizing with or even conceiving of another person’s point of view, childishly foolish. But never are they jovial. Never playful. Never inspired. Always sour, these sourpusses. Always upset at something.

You’ve got feminists complaining that men are oppressing women by sitting with their legs too far apart on the subway, or by ever explaining anything to a woman. You’ve got faculty members at Temple University in Pennsylvania saying that math is racist and professors at Portland State in Oregon saying that math exploits people and the environment. You’ve got a PhD dissertation at the University of California about how selling Girl Scout cookies manipulates girls into supporting market capitalism.

You’ve got academic journals publishing studies that complain about farmers markets being too white and that Pilates is racist. You’ve got a professor at Wagner College in New York saying that in modern America women are treated like cows. The paper is entitled, “The Parallel Lives of Women and Cows: Meat Markets.” You’ve got a professor at the University of Victoria in British Columbia getting paid a salary to write an academic paper called: “Hobosexual - Resisting capitalism by having not-for-profit sex with homeless people.”

Is this not the kookiest stuff you’ve ever heard of?

Get "Karl Marx Never Bathed" here.

Monday, April 24, 2017

#BrownLivesMatter - Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day (The Real Reason Why The US Won't Recognize It As a Genocide)


4/24 commemorates the deportation of Armenian intellectuals on 24 April 1915 from Constantinople (now Istanbul, Turkey).




235 to 270 Armenian intellectuals were arrested that day. Eventually 2,345 prominent Armenian leaders were detained.



The event has been described by historians as a decapitation strike, which was intended to deprive the Armenian population of leadership and a chance for resistance.


By Yerevantsi - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0


These detainees were later relocated within the Ottoman Empire. Most of them ended up murdered by the government.




This was just the beginning. Eventually 1.5 million Armenians were rounded up, men, women, children, and the elderly...


...and systematically murdered in forced death marches through the Syrian desert and in concentration camps.

Headline of New York Times, December 15, 1915


Barack Obama Promised That When He Was President The US Would Finally Recognize What Happened As a Genocide.

But he never kept his word.



Apparently recognizing a well documented historical crime that happened 100 years ago would be too embarrassing for the modern government of Turkey, an important US military ally in the region.


Credit: Al Jazeera


So the reason the White House won't recognize all those brown people's deaths, is so it can keep killing brown people in the Middle East from bases in Turkey.


Aftermath of US drone strike in Pakistan.
Credit: Swedish Doctors for Human Rights

And wouldn't it be weird for the Washington regime to recognize the Armenian Genocide, after more than half a century of activities that have directly or indirectly led to the slaughter of millions of people in the Middle East? Humanizing people in the Middle East would only hurt Washington's agenda.

#BrownLivesMatter


Man who invented the word genocide: "It happened to the Armenians..."




If you believe #BrownLivesMatter please share this article.

#Music Monday - System of a Down: P.L.U.C.K. (with Lyrics) A Song About The Armenian Genocide



A song from System of a Down on Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day.

Elimination
Die
Why walk down
A whole race, genocide
Taken away all of our pride
A whole race, genocide
Taken away
Watch them all fall down

Revolution
The only solution
The armed response
Of an entire nation
Revolution, the only solution
We've taken all your shit
Now it's time for restitution

Recognition
Restoration
Reparation
Recognition
Restoration
Reparation
Watch them all fall down

Revolution
The only solution
The armed response
Of an entire nation
Revolution
The only solution
We've taken all your shit
Now it's time for restitution

The plan was mastered
And called genocide
(Never want to
See you around)
Took all the children
And then we died
(Never want to
See you around)
The few that remained
Were never found
(Never want to
See you around)
All in a system of down
Down, down, down
Walk down
Watch them all fall down

Revolution
The only solution
The armed response
Of an entire nation
Revolution
The only solution
We've taken all your shit
Now it's time for restitution

The plan was mastered
And called genocide
(Never want to
See you around)
Took all the children
And then we died
(Never want to
See you around)
The few that remained
Were never found
(Never want to
See you around)
All in a system, down

Is Communism Taking Over The United States?


Yes! Communism is trying to take over the United States. Because you thought told yourself you were paying attention while making a concerted effort not to pay attention.

The good news is you might just luck out and communism doesn't take over because the robots do first and trust me, we will all be lucky that it was the robot overlords that got on top of the Iron Throne and not the commissars.

But anyway here...

The Ten Planks of the Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx:

1. Abolition of property in land and application of all rents of land to public purposes.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 50%

Map of land owned by the Federal Government
Property Taxes by State


2. A heavy progressive or graduated income tax.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 100% Full Communist!


3. Abolition of all rights of inheritance.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 40%

US Estate Tax World's 4th Highest at 40%


4. Confiscation of the property of all emigrants and rebels.

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Seizure Fever: The War on Property Rights
Confiscation of Immigrants’ Belongings
US Confiscated Half a Billion in WWI
Detained Immigrants Not Getting Property Back


5. Centralisation of credit in the hands of the state, by means of a national bank with State capital and an exclusive monopoly.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 100% Full Communist!

76 Reasons to Audit and End The Fed
Monopoly Money and Federal Reserve Notes Side By Side


6. Centralisation of the means of communication and transport in the hands of the State.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 60%
WORLD WIDE WEB TRUMPS ALL, COMMIES!

Federal Communications Commission
United States Department of Transportation
Transportation Security Administration


7. Extension of factories and instruments of production owned by the State; the bringing into cultivation of waste-lands, and the improvement of the soil generally in accordance with a common plan.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 40%

United States Department of Agriculture
United States Department of Commerce


8. Equal liability of all to work. Establishment of industrial armies, especially for agriculture.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 40%

Department of Interior
The Environmental Protection Agency
Bureau of Land Management
Bureau of Reclamation
Bureau of Mines
National Park Service
American Recovery and Reinvestment Act


9. Combination of agriculture with manufacturing industries; gradual abolition of all the distinction between town and country by a more equable distribution of the populace over the country.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 0%

HA ha ha ha ha ha ha! Did Karl Marx think he was playing Sim City or something?


10. Free education for all children in public schools. Abolition of children’s factory labour in its present form. Combination of education with industrial production, etc. etc.

Progress Bar: [][][][][][][][][][] 100% Full Communist!

United States Department of Education


My New Book Out This Week:

I just wrote a book about communism's founder, Karl Marx, and what a staggeringly messed up individual he was! Until I started researching for this book, I had no idea how much of a loser-- like, a seriously, seriously terrible loser-- and how much of a disgusting and deeply morally repugnant person Karl Marx was.

So if you think you would enjoy reading an epic 10,000 word roast of communism's founder...

Get "Karl Marx Never Bathed" Here



Saturday, April 22, 2017

The Stupidity of Arachno-Capitalism

"Spiders don't need to be capitalists. And they don't need people making videos favoring them being capitalists."



Ron Paul would love this video... because it's pure gold.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Who's Ready for Liberty to Bloom?

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Is Fake News Taking Over Your Brain?


Are you stuck in the never-ending toilet swirl of the mainstream media news cycle?

Even most "serious" news like all the 24-hour cable news networks and the inky gray rags made of dead trees that still get delivered to people's houses from a truck two decades deep into the 21st century are all just basically gossip columns that cover politicians and journalists instead of actors and singers.

Which actually kind of makes sense now that I think about it... that's all politicians and journalists are:

Politicians are actors (not people who take action, people who read their scripted lines on television to entertain you while the state goes about its business off camera).

Journalists are singers (not people who tell you the truth, people who sing you a song about the truth and justice and all that to entertain you while the state goes about its business off camera).

So if you want to stop chasing your tail with everybody else until you end up like this guy, with nothing left on your deathbed but your friend calling you from another state to lie to you that Trump had been impeached so you can die with a grin on your face and that's what your life has amounted to...

Grab the side of the toilet bowl and pull with all your might all at once and once you've made it out, never go near that place again. It's easy to lose track of time and forget how long you've been swirling around in that shit.

What are this week's three acceptable #topics to groupthink about with everybody else, huh? #NKorea #OReilly and #Trump?

Look you're going to forget about those first two by next week. #Nkorea next month at the latest. I know, #Trump will be one of the top three most weeks for the next 4 - 8 years, but you'll forget about that one too as soon as the next #POTUS enters the swirl.

W.
"Miss Me Yet?"

"Huh? Who said that?? You? Oh no! Miss you? We've been trying our damnedest not to even remember you. Thank God for the news cycle. Guys quick! What are we talking about this week?? Quick! Please! I need this. *toilet flushing sounds* Ahhhhh that's better. Feels so good to get my brain wet!"

Here's some toilet paper. Wipe your mouth.

We'll never speak of this again.


Want to escape the relentlessly swirling mainstream media news cycle and dig into something deeper?


I just finished writing a new book:


Get "Karl Marx Never Bathed" Here