THE HUMBLE LIBERTARIAN

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Sunday, January 20, 2019

I was watching a movie of Jesus recently and thinking about how dude definitely wasn't perfect.

By: Wayne Smith
The Humble Libertarian [NSFW]



He was an interesting guy, no doubt.

Very noble in his own humble way. Very admirable.

But not perfect as the Christians claim.

Not from the story they tell of him.

He lost his cool when he started going around turning over people's tables at the market. That shit was very uncool, and you know that's the shit that got him crucified.

He went against his own ethic of turn the other cheek and be cool and completely lost his shit in a very profitable market place and disrupted business and scared away a lot of customers, just throwing whips around, overturning tables, whipping animals to run away, setting free all these merchants' inventory.

That is exactly what got Jesus killed. They were watching him do that shit and thinking, 'Fuck this guy. We're going to fucking crucify this bitch. Call the Sanhedrin, we're going to crucify him.'

And they did it man. All that stuff about Jesus claiming to be the Son of God, whatever. That wasn't the problem for them. Those are the trumped up charges they used to snag him, but that's not the reason they killed him. It's because he tore into their place of business like a maniac and attacked all their customers.

Jesus: "I'm the SOOOONN OF GOOOOOD! This is MY FATHER'S HOUSE! How DARE YOU use MYYYY FAAAATHER'S HOOOOUSE for commerce!!!!"

The Jews: "Your Father ain't paying the bills son! These meat vendors are! You should have stayed in Capernaum. Someone call the Italians–– and tell them to bring three very large iron nails."


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